tfln

01. there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature

02. Well, maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.

03. You called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic. WTF?

04. Here’s the thing: kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.

05. [Text her.]